Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Legend of the Hell Mary's Football Club

Like the enduring legends of Bigfoot, the Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster, the Hell Mary's football team is a thing of legend... often discussed amongst scientific experts but never photographed until TODAY.

Popular interest and belief is that the team appeared in 2002 and has won championship after championship despite limited play calls of "10 and turn", "poppyseed" and "just get open".
Evidence of the Hell Mary's existence is anecdotal, with minimal and much-disputed photographic material. The scientific community regards Hell Mary's as a modern-day myth, and explains sightings as a mix of hoax and wishful thinking.

After all, this aging crew riddled with a plethora of injuries defies all logic... some believers even go so far as to claim the players are descendants of Bigfoot himself, especially the quarterback.
Hell Mary's is said to inhabit the TSSC fields throughout the greater Toronto Area in spring and fall. Perhaps, if you are lucky one day, you might catch your own sighting of these amazing legends...

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